Uglydoll Swarovski watch, $350
They say that fine jewelry is an investment, but we’d hardly call a watch with an illustrated neon face a timeless piece. Yes, the popular stuffed monster dolls sported by Sasha Obama on her first day of school in 2009 and soon-to-be an animated feature film, are now featured on Swarovski-crystal-encrusted ceramic watches—and available at Toys R Us. Since the stuffed dolls themselves only cost about $10 to $20, and are much more kid-friendly it’s hard to justify buying something that’s 20 times the price.
