Stephen Colbert on First Jobs
“It’s time to say goodbye to the person we’ve become, we’ve worked so hard to perfect and to make some crucial decisions about who we’re going to be. For me, I’ll have to figure out how to do an hour-long show every night. And you, at some point, will have to sleep. I am told the Adderall wears off eventually. Good luck.” – at Wake Forest University, 2015